THE LEGEND OF THE LOUISIANA SWAMP WOOKIE At Honey Island Swamp in Louisiana Sometimes called a "Wookie" The Honey Island Swamp Monster has become one of the most well-known swamp stories because of the real or imagined presence of a creature similar to what others have called Bigfoot. Sometimes know...

With meat instead of gingerbread! And not just any meat -- deliciously processed meat. Mmmm! The whole abode is held together with a delectable mortar, which you can make yourself using the following recipe: Wifezilla's Low carb "Meat House" Mortar 2 8oz packages of cream cheese 1/4 cup palm oil 1 p...

Then, Jesus told his disciples a parable to show them that they should always pray and not give up . Luke 18:1   I woke up at 1:40pm today. wow. thats a first... I had a scarey dream and when I woke up, I was like ahh that was freaky, I'll go back to sleep now... but I decided to check my cell ...

Dear fucker who rang my buzzer at 6 am: Do it again, and I will personally come give you a dose of Severe Beat Down (TM). Especially if you do it TWICE!!!!!!! - Me...

So this morning I went to the dentist and stuff. My mom was supposed to change my appointment to 9:45am but she never did, and so instead it was at 10:00am. unfortunately no one told me, so I still woke up early. All day I have been SO TIRED! I don't think its all from yesterday because I stayed up ...

well... its kinda hard to type cuz of my fingers taped together, but here it goes anyway. friday i slept over my friend toms house... watched a bit of porn lol. i finally went to sleep woke u  early cuz tom and brian had SAT's... found out i could stay there and sleep instead of sitting around at t...

ok.. today... horrible... i woke up and i was late getting my hair washed so i was being rushed out of everywhere... i barely got done in time... i had nite mares all nite... and i got a total of about 4 hours of sleep... >.> and im not exagerating.. i was up really late thinking... and then i...

I just woke up after constant shouting from my father "it's half 12 get up!" I was thinking "Fuck off, i'm not getting up..." but then mom came in so i get up...though i'm still yawning yet...hoping to go to ashington today to get some shopping done, i need to get Hadden's birthd...

It seems that today has done a complete flip-flop.  My morning started out as absolute shit.  See, since I don't have my liscense yet, my parents wake me up in the morning and drive me to work.  I've been setting an alarm lately, though, so I can try to wake up and get ready without them having t...

Wow, I really was tired. The first time I went to bed was around 11.30. I woke up around 4am, craving food, and after going back to sleep, didn't wake up until 6.30pm. I dreamt that I was in a town with lots of bird-people. The had a different type of currency, but their slot machines would take am...