There may be no better man to target for cheap swipes than Houston’s Michael Bourn, right. Welcome back to the 2009 RotoRob MLB Draft Kit. Over the next few weeks, we will be rolling out cheat sheets with analysis, essays and the classic Top 10 Lists that Fantasy Owners Always Wanted But Were ...

It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). Not that we can really complain about a list of 100 gorgeous, scantily-clad women—whatever the reason for publishing it. Meet (or get reacquainted with...

Even after 35 minutes of work went for naught, it's not hard to see what's happening at Maryland. Gary Williams is falling hard for a team he has suddenly coaxed into overachievers....

Filed under: Episode Reviews, Reaper, Reality-Free (S02E01) "Shut your mouth, that's my sister! I have dibs." -- Sock, to Ben who referred to Sock's stepsister as "smokin' hot" Reaper 's back, and our resident lovable losers are in full form: homeless (evicted from their apartment), jobless (though ...

Is Jerry Manuel putting a gun to his own head by shifting Jose Reyes out of the leadoff spot? Oh, baby! Spring Training games start Wednesday – meaning that in less than 24 hours, we’re going to be checking out boxscores. It doesn’t get any sweeter than that. Well, except checking out boxscore...

Like always it's another last-minute-crack-of-dawn-gonna-scramble-to-make-the-most-creative-stupid-Valentines...Valentines. (Did I mention I hate Valentines Day?) Excited about our "Eat Wise" committee meeting with Superintendent Karl Springer this morning, but know the struggle we have ahead. Ah th...

With Marky Ramone being a recent, and very gracious guest on our radio show, there really was very little surprise which band was going to occupy this month's Proto-metal Report. For those of you who want to hear what Marky had to say about his old band, the Ramones, Phil Spector, the great CBGB day...

Not that the Washington Capitals need an alibi, but is it too much to put this entire three-game funk on the atrocity of NHL all-star balloting? Feeling intense disrespect from fans, unable to rock the vote, much less the red, they have now scored an anemic three goals in nine periods at Verizon Cen...

Dennis Prager writes for Townhall.com: If most women wait until they are in the mood before making love with their husband, many women will be waiting a month or more until they next have sex. When most women are young, and for some older women, spontaneously getting in the mood to have sex with the...

When did his star stop shining, in the nightwhat guided the wise men, was there a night shadowthe light shining over their shouldersshining on their way home?The story doesn’t say what happenedto the star that brought them, called themto the infant’s bed, that led themto fall to their knees and ...