So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Since it's been questioned and I do feel it was a good question (despite the way it was presented) I'm going to clarify it. For you Contractors:I have a brother who works as a Systems Admin and all around Unix/Linux guru. He is Mr. Contractor and has worked for one of the largest banks in the world ...

All right all right... Hope you all made it through the Holidaze only slight  maimings (otherwise this community might not be- kidding)!But in the spirit of it being the new year- with reflection and fresh starts and all the bull that you're supposed to believe this time of the year... Comes a ...