No, I didn’t make that up in order to take a punch at Motley Crue or their fans. That is the actual title of the new Crue Fest tour. Tickets go on sale March 2nd. Here is part of the press release. Tour dates after the fold. Mötley Crüe, along with some of rock’s top touring acts, will hit...

  If it happened in a Kansas Walmart, you know it has to be good... Man Arrested For Masturbating In Shawnee Walmart Toy Aisle The complete story:  SHAWNEE, KAN. - A man was arrested Thursday night after witnesses said he masturbated in the toy aisles at a Shawnee Walmart. Lt. Bill Hisle w...

Alright, hold up a minute. I have been holding this in much longer than a hot chili pepper fart on a first date. And that has been known to be a long time. I don’t believe that I am alone in my thoughts about this Beyonce chick, especially since I want to get it on with her *ducks the Jay-Z bu...

I can not believe that so many people have found my blog!  How?  Why?  When I started blogging last year I had no idea what I was doing, where my blog was headed, or what I was going to write about.  I started blogging because my friend’s ex-wife had a blog, and I thought to myself “...

Rock of Love Skanks on Ice (Episode three) tonight was pretty comical.  First of all,  the girls had to play a little game called Hockey Hotness (Oh Bret, your wit slays me!) against the U of Illinois Hockey Club.  Amazingly, Lacey was their honorary team captain.  Always a charmer, Lacey had on...

Statistics freak Nate Silver was supposed to go away after the election, which he rigged with algebra or something in order to create the first black president, which is the ultimate political statistic, for masturbating. Now the fivethirtyeight.com sensation has a column in the gay fashion glossy, ...

Lots of exciting news, fights and gossip on this weeks episode of Rock of Love Bus aka Rock of Love 3 aka Skanks on Wheels .  Even though it was enjoyable to see Constandina Megan and Samantha left in Indianapolis at the side of the road, there were even better moments to tonights episode. Here are...

A dumb skank, with an even dumber lawyer, has filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court seeking to force Google to reveal the identity of the person behind a five post blog called Skanks in NYC , which last August featured a few pictures of the aforementioned dumb skank acting like a skank, with so...

I’m going out on a limb here, but I think maybe this woman missed the point, despite all that church-going. __________ Disabled Man’s Ordeal Leads To Bus Matron’s Arrest Family Furious After Man With Cerebral Palsy Was Left Alone In Frigid Brooklyn Yard For 19 Hours NEW YORK (CBS) ...

Applicable things start around 1:20 (yes it is me that screams Come On Just Play the Fucking Song) They were just wanking around for a long long time. edit chrissmari (10:56:10 AM): i blame you chrissmari (10:56:11 AM): haha chrissmari (10:56:17 AM): you bring out my hatred of TMBG chrissmari (10:56...