All celebrity gossip is subject to the side-eye, with the exception of anything involving celebrity Scientologists. Pretty much every crazy-ass story you hear about these cult-lovers is true, including Scientology making Katie Holmes’ hair grow five inches overnight. They are magical, you know...

Hey, everyone! Remember when this comic was about some Crap-Mart Nutboy robbery, or possibly that Brenda chick sneaking out to see her no-good boyfriend? Me neither! But since when does anything ever really get resolved in Milford anymore? It’s the comic for all of us with ADD and who don̵...

So apparently what was really sprained was Ashley’s sense of fashion. Which do you find more hideous? Panel one’s confusing dress-plus-smock? Or the hypnotic squiggle dress she wears to the dance? (At least she has a neck, unlike her mysterious blond friend there.) I don’t know wha...

My mother always told me if you can’t say something nice, at least say it out of earshot. So, Katie, if you are reading, hit the back button and go check your inner thetans, this post is not for you. All kinds of concerned parties have been emailing me news about Katie “Call Me Kate̶...

I’m watching a Peanuts episode where Charlie Brown becomes neurotic about giving the “little red hair girl” a valentine. Happy Valentine’s Day Website! This was the first time in a long while where I can just sit down and do some redesigning on this thing. Usually I spend so ...

Glosslip was asked to comment on ABC’s reality show “Wife Swap”, specifically the episodes featuring the Long/Stephens-Fowler families. To be fair, neither k nor I watch “Wife Swap”, we are above this type of reality show, we only watch sophisticated TV like “Amer...

Tom and David’s big night out from Tom and David on Vimeo. A while back, those cats at Gawker busted out a mini-clip from Tom Cruise’s 40th birthday party hosted by his best little buddy and dictator at the Church of Scientology, David Miscavige. Lucky for you, we got the full clip. I kn...

Although I swore off Krispy Kremes for life some time ago, this does NOT mean I don’t appreciate their mouth-watering goodness. When I lived in Virginia, oh so many years ago, I was a stone’s throw away from a Krispy Kreme and you could set your clock to the wafting of confection goodnes...

There is no excuse for this nonsense. Joaquin should be ashamed of himself. His much better looking, more talented brother River died of a drug overdose long ago, and yet, Joaquin is showing he has learned nothing from his brother’s tragic death. The guy is loaded on something other than booze...

1/17/09 One look at that exploding eyeball and Bryce’s giant, er… “extra leg” of Bryce’s and I’d guess Gil doesn’t need the distraction of yet another jerk on his team. And now his other idiot students are using a giant olive during practice. Time to hit PUB...