Your weekend box office results: 1. Watchmen - $55.7 million. The non-stop barrage viral marketing wasn't enough to push Zack Snyder's latest past his previous March opener, 300, which had no viral marketing except the promise of some dudes fucking some other dudes up and someone getting foot-pushed...

Watchmen is the frenziedly-anticipated, two decades in the making movie adaptation of an alarmingly revered comic book. So you’ll never guess what. Watchmen is the top weekend box office movie, outperforming all the other new movies like, um, oh. Watchmen was the only new movie in the US weekend b...

The Jonas Brothers are a genuine sensation - in all seriousness, they might just be the biggest act on Earth. And the Jonas Brothers had a film out on Friday. So what’s the number one movie at the weekend box office this week? You guessed it - it’s Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail....

No one dared go against the power of Tyler Perry's Thing this weekend, and T.P. made the most of it: 1. Tyler Perry's Mades Goes to Jail - $41.1 million. Just when I thought nothing could make the concept of prison scarier than this, Tyler Perry has to throw his cross-dressing persona in there too. ...

They say that Oscar weekend is the perfect time to sneak out obviously terrible movies, but that can’t be true. Because Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail is the new weekend box office number and that absolutely isn’t an obviously terri… no, hang on. Madea Goes To Jail is a prison film abo...

Logic dictates that being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore is worse than hell. But He’s Just Not That Into You is even worse, because whoever watches that is effectively being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore AND Justin Lo...

Your box office report, sirs and madams: 1. Taken - $24.6 million. Now you know: never take anything from Liam Neeson. 2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $14 million. I'm starting to think Kevin James might have a shot at stealing the Blockbuster Comedy Go-To Fat Guy crown. Jack Black, watch your back. 3. Th...

Do you find yourself frequently becoming depressed because 24 isn’t as torture-y as it once was? And do you also find yourself getting annoyed because Jack Bauer is a human man and not a mystical lion who acts as a badly-concealed Jesus metaphor ? You do? Well you’re not the only one, because Ta...

The weekend box office totals, for your logbook: 1. Gran Torino - $29 million. That doesn't make any sense. So many people must have left the theater pissed that Gran Torino wasn't the one with feuding brides. 2. Bride Wars - $21.5 million. Is lady-quarreling losing its appeal? 3. The Unborn - $21.1...

There are two types of Clint Eastwood-directed movie - the unpopular ones that everybody hates and the unpopular ones that win Oscars. But now we can add a third type of Clint Eastwood-directed movie to the list - the popular ones. Because Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood’s newest movie, hasn’...