So as you can guess I'm sitting at the computer with photoshop open and having the usual crisis of confidence. Zack Arias described it beautifully in a clip I am going to embed in the next post, but in the meantime I'll just say (again) how hard it is to look hard and objectively at your own...

  So Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore really went and did it. They tied the knot quietly yesterday in Savannah, Georgia. The coverage of this leads us to reflect, as usual, how much of a waffler Ryan can be in his looks (much like the quality of his music can vary wildly, as Scanner Brian has noted)....

Mandy Moore and Fleabag McGreasy jumped on the shot gun bullet train and road it all the way to the alter in Savannah, GA on Tuesday. Their talking bitch confirmed this all to UsWeekly. Mandy and Ryan barely announced their engagement last month. Try not to swallow your tongue when Mandy pops out a ...

Mandy Moore and Fleabag McGreasy jumped on the shot gun bullet train and road it all the way to the alter in Savannah, GA on Tuesday. Their talking bitch confirmed this all to UsWeekly. Mandy and Ryan barely announced their engagement last month. Try not to swallow your tongue when Mandy pops out a ...

Kimora and Djimon had a secret “commitment ceremony” in Djimon’s hometown in Benin, Africa last summer.  Yeah we knew she was rocking that big ass wedding ring for a reason.  They snuck away to his home so that Kimora and his family could meet.  And while there, they had a full ...

Weddings are big things to organise, especially when you’re not one of the lucky blighters that can afford wedding planners. And when you’re a man with the organisational skills of a worm (that’s me I’m talking about, folks), it’s a tough nut to crack. There’s no ...

Don't Miss 5 Hot Wedding Color Ideas … 10 Reasons to Love Kate Winslet… 7 Runway Fashion Trends for Spring-Summer 09 … Not dreaming of the white ball gown with the cathedral train or the big church wedding? That’s OK, especially today with all the alternative ways to make your bi...

If You're Into It by Flight of the Conchords. *I've been married for a year. Stuff I have learned this past year: * Compromise, communication, empathy, compassion, it's much easier to focus on one's personal needs and wants than to take into consideration another. I want to say being married is hard...

-The latest development for California's gay marriage laws means it's possible that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi's marriage to one another could be null and void within three months. That is, unless the seven California justices overturn Prop 8. Meanwhile, Pam Anderson can still get married a...

This is it! Today is the big day. I am so excited, I can hardly sleep! (Obviously since I am poating this from my G1 at 6 o'clock in the morning... I have been SO busy the last 2 days. I've felt like a chicken running around with its head cut off. Yesterday the stress, lack of sleep, and lack of foo...