I was at some 18 year old girl’s house “babysitting” the other night and we started watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because like Russia and the Middle East, Canada is 6 months behind on shit, and I was thinking to myself how much hotter Heidi Klum, a 40 year old ...

Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we've put together the comprehensive bikini guide, giving you an educated look at thi...

Here are some polished, boring, catalog pictures of Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret. I was never the kind of guy who was able to get off to catalog pictures, I’d hate the shitty air brushing of the nipples and bush, and I’d go for National Geographic tribal pics, because it was ...

In this latest Above and Beyond story, Victoria's Secret conducts a nationwide search to find the Chris and Becka's panties. Chris writes: I'd like to share my above and beyond story with you all. It all started when we had a horrible experience at our local Victoria's Secret (VS from here on) store...

Ok, network people, time to stand up and be counted.  Or at very least, do some counting. By default, my firewall at work gives me a list of the top twenty five sites visited, among other things.  Every now and then I look at this list, especially when I’m feeling a lot of good will toward m...

A duh statement, right? For most of us, we have emails that do a pretty good job of controlling spam. (Let me pimp gmail here for a second — they do a GREAT job of controlling spam.) But every time......

Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes attended the “What is Sexy?� party at the Bowery Hotel in New York last night (February 11). The Victoria’s Secret beauties helped present the “What is Sexy?� list, which celebrates the return to romance. It’s a tribute to some of the sexiest stars of tod...

If you’re someone who buys stock in the once-a-year-blowjob economy, then you know that this Saturday is Valentine’s Day. I hate Valentine’s Day. I’ve always hated Valentine’s Day, whether I was single or otherwise coupled.  I recently found myself in a greeting card s...

In 2006, Crash took home the Academy Award for Best Picture, Reese Witherspoon waltzed off with an Oscar for Best Actress and Philip Seymour Hoffman surprised no one by winning an Oscar for Best Actor. And in the midst of the glitz and glamour, the IRS was quickly working its own magic… taxing...

Gentlemen, it’s been a long year - a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulga...