"It was a secret meeting in the dead of the night with mysterious sanctimony In accordance with prescribed rituals and time-honored ceremony. Matters of grave concern were weighed with dedicated caution....... Like whether or not the girl at the next table was sporting naturals or silicone"(silicone...

Saw Miss Universe last night…exciting shit. If you ask me, all the girls looked like they’ve undergone plastic surgery- with the exception of Miss Colombia. I think the best part of the show was when Miss USA fell on her fatass. This happened last year too…so I think it must be som...