Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration. Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a...

  This is the face of terror. Or it could be the face of true love. (Either way, could the cops have made this mug shot any more like a documentary on the Hale-Bop cult?)  Angie Fetty is a thirty-four-year-old English teacher in Pennsylvania and now an accused sex offender. Unlike most of ...

  A reader alerted us to a sex scandal we missed out on: a Thai monk who resigned from his monastery after getting caught having sex, after a wild teen sex and booze extravaganza at his place. Even weirder: it's a gay Thai monk sex scandal... and you won't want to miss these comments in...

  Arkansas, you have really been on our shit list this week.  First, we find out that you've banned atheists from running for public office, a policy that doesn't pass muster under the watch of the U.S. constitution. But you've never cared about equality, freedom of religion, a...

  A woman in Huntington, TX may have chanced on our story a while back about the Trailer Trash Tramp who gave Teens Two Tickets To Paradise (or somethin' like that) and found some inspiration in its sordid tale... Trishana Broussard, who we are not calling "trailer trash" or anyth...

  One of the married Bee Gee's fathered a child with his housekeeper. Claire Danes is engaged to-- surprise-- one of her ol' co-stars. Helicopter girl turns out to be a porn star. This would be a post in itself if TMZ hadn't edited out or censored all the good parts. Italy now has i...

The problem is, once you’ve said you’ve had sex with a child, people just don’t think of you as trustworthy. Just look at Roman Polanski. It’s been three decades since he admitted having sex with a 13-year-old girl and fled America, and now America is still keeping him at arm...

Did your high school athletic trainer look like this? Mine neither. In fact my school didn't have a full-time trainer, which meant no blow jobs. It's different for Tustin High athletes. Here's Hope Jacoby, 23, an athletic trainer at Tustin High School (Calif.) who was arrested recently on suspicion ...