Well, our array of omnipresent blinking gadgets has officially rendered us totally incapable of normal human action. The proof: David Prager, whose reaction to having his home broken into was to Twitter about it: No words for this. I mean, no words. We present the entire feed as it occurred: # ok, m...

My first attempt to move blog to http://www.squarespace.com/ I completely screwed up. Hahaha # I couldn’t have said it better: “The Amazon Kindle is the Great White Hope for Monetizing Print Media.” http://tinyurl.com/7ayy3s # couldn’t have said it better: “The Amazon K...

23:59 Good news, everyone! Bama's getting an Anime con. Bad news is that it's on the same weekend as Talladega. Suck. # 03:04 DST is very trippy when you're awake for it. I mean, didn't that clock just say 1:59 a few minutes ago? Holy shit, it's THREE?!? Oh, wait. # 03:11 An interesting discovery. I...

18:03 I like how restaurants now call you up by name rather than order number. Even more fun when you force them to use "Big Daddy Funkdelicious". # 18:48 EAT A DICK, LU BU! # 22:07 Just saw a shirt that says "YURI: Tastes great. Less filling." Cannot stop laughing. # 23:59 Good ...

"I have never understood multiparty democracy. "It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a......

10:05 Having a very bad day taday. You have been warned. # 12:33 Reading up on cert guides for ideas on Q's to grill a prospective new hire with. Damn, I'm so far behind on school its pathetic. Double-fail # 12:35 Need to get some more letters behind my name. But to do that I'd have to give up weigh...

Twitter is for twits. I'm not basing this on Jon Stewart's breathtaking analysis of the phenomenon. I'm judging this solely on the seat-of-the-pants reaction I have to a) the concept and b) the fact that the Republicans are treating it as the end-all and be-all of the next wave of politics. .cc_box ...

07:48 Fuck. Now I'm going to have the Sailor Star Song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Guess it could be worse, though. # 15:13 Huh. Turns out it was Metallica's Cyanide instead. No complaints here. #...

13:54 Talk about your economic cutbacks. I just bought a package of Nutty Buddy bars without the chocolate. Just sticks of peanut-butter wafers. # 15:51 DAMN! Hands haven't hurt this bad in months. No real reason I can tell, either. Time for some drugs and some ice packs...Nash is goin' AFK. # 18:11...

Kindle 2 and Kindle 1 - http://snaptweet.com/93dff # Maybe I’m not alone. Not everyone loves ‘Slumdog.’ One director worried about “more modest and more intelligent films” http://ow.ly/tZ8 # Obama gets a big bump from speech. Jindal not so much. http://ow.ly/u9v # Rush ...