Good news, Twilight fans - the producers have realised that you’ll all hate Twilight the instant you hit puberty. Seriously, they’re chucking the buggers out. Although the first Twilight movie was only released about 10 minutes ago, Twilight 2 is coming out in November - and now it’...

So far the Twilight 2 checklist includes Dakota Fanning, scrawny werewolves and a dildo with a funny haircut. But that’s not quite awful enough, is it? If Twilight 2 is going to go above and beyond the original, it’s going to need to pull something spectacularly awful out of the bag. Twi...

This is the news we’ve waited our entire lives for - Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is going to be in Twilight 2! Oh, OK, Vanessa Hudgens is only auditioning for one of the roles in Twilight 2. It’s as good as signed, though, especially since the second Twilight novel ends with...

When Taylor Lautner landed the role of Jacob Black in Twilight, he must have thought all his Christmases had come at once. Sure, it meant Taylor Lautner had to make one film where he barely registered because everyone was creaming themselves dizzy over Robert Pattinson and his ridiculous homeless ha...

Twilight is well-known for three things: 1) it’s popular, 2) it’s rubbish and 3) ooh Robert Pattinson! He’s so dreamy! The first one of these is undoubtedly a good thing, and the third one at least distracts from the nagging sensation that Robert Pattinson is basically an even-less...

Do you think that the world can never have enough rubbish-looking teenage vampire films featuring hamfisted pro-abstinence agendas? You do? Well then, we’ve got two very exciting pieces of news for you! 1) Twilight, probably your favourite rubbish-looking teenage vampire film featuring a hamfi...