This is a scan from an actual published fantasy book. It's the best purple prose ever, and I AM DEAD. Please read. Safe for work. I have a cable box now and I set up all my season passes and so I have shiny tv and I am in love with my shiny tv and right now I am watching the most recent ep of Real H...

dear fox, please stop preempting good shows for American Idol.  you are starting to piss me off.  love, me i wasn't all that into last nights lost.  most episodes are a mind fuck, they answer a little but open you up to so many possibilities.  last nights felt dense to me.  ...

It all changed with Bonnie and Clyde. At least thats what Graham Daniels said, and used to play professional football, so he must be right. For the first time in Bonnie and Clyde, we're supposed to side with the bad guys over the good guys, we're supposed to cheer the robbers rather than the cops. I...

A few thoughts for today, before I head off to Virginia for 3 days (that's total - driving there, being there, driving back - fun!) (the pics @ 8 may not be safe for the weak stomached): 1. I find this way too amusing. 2. I knew it! Deer knew when it was hunting season and not. I don't have photogra...

I'm always emo after I complete a new fic. It used to be so simple and painless for me to churn them out - probably because I was living in London at that time and was totally at peace with myself most days and it was easy to just do everything else. But since I left everything got a thousands times...

I spent the past 5-ish days watching dvds and playing Wii because we were without tv since Tuesday afternoon when the landlord had her satellite dish removed (without notifying Rebecca) because, as I see it, he's a dickhead. There is only so much Guitar Hero one can play without crashing into walls ...

Golden Globes notes: Nancy O'Dell can't interview people to save her life. Also, she was wearing the type of dress Austin Scarlet would have designed. Wendy Pepper got into the finale for NO REASON AT ALL. Maggie Gyllenhaal was going to CUT THE NEXT PERSON who asked her about Heath Ledger. Poor Seac...

My brother Jon gave his best of list this past week, and I guess it would only make sense for me to again steal someone else’s idea and give my best of list. As is usual for me though, I will also give my worst of list in the hopes of possibly disuading you from wasting any of your time or mon...

One to go. The meaning of today's happy is threefold: a) I was able to pickup my DS9 full series boxset from Borders today. I had a 40% off coupon several weeks ago so I ordered it online to be delivered to the Columbus Circle store. With the coupon, it only cost $250 which is damn, damn good for se...

I've had kind of a grim sinus cold that was at its grimmest from Thursday through Sunday, and continues to hang around in the form of nasal congestion and a sexier than usual huskiness in my voice. The latter is only important in that my job involves a fair bit of phone answering, and I can tell tha...