On tasty potato-and-grease-based snacks, again A couple of weeks ago, I asked for your suggestions for new flavours of potato crisps which might be used to kill Tottenham-playing jug-eared snack food shill Gary Lineker TO DEATH. I am pleased to tell you that our mission has been a complete 100% succ...

Osama bin Laden is a fucking freedom fighter???!!! What a typical liberal piece of shit. I'd like to hire these two boys to strap Helen Thomas's wilted old liberal terrorist cock-sucking apologetic ass into a wheelchair and spin her over the edge of the Grand Canyon....

This is something i originally wrote for a friend a few years ago, following some “disagreement”. The original copy in french can be found just after. I’ve tried to recapture the mood to the best of my abilities but obviously, i’ll let you be the judge of that.   Julius ...

What could cause this particular intestinal condition? Yucky details inside. Let's put this straight as possible: I shit pebbles. Little piles of tiny turds. Maybe gravel, at largest. This is every day, quite regularly. I'm vegetarian, and I know I don't eat enough fiber, but even if I take Metamuci...

Ran across this tripe in my perusal of the larger Web, and want some help writing, in outrage, to the various places it's been spewed. If we have more STD prevention, it will be safer for loose women to go into bars and pick up feckless men, thus stimulating the critical beer and nuts and jukebox in...

Goddess, there are so many good blogs out there and so Little Time (for me at least, today!) Check out this post, and stay a while to read some of the others there. Bottom line: all that crap we've been hearing about "billions and billions" for transportation-related stimulus and development? Not ev...

Anthony Herman is fighting City Hall, and he’s not shy about it: the used car salesman used all weapons at his disposal including his business signage which he used to call out the Mayor and the Polk City councilmen: Herman contends Polk City for years has harassed him with zoning violations, ...

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) believe they've solved the age-old problem of how to shit in space. The current ISS toilet is a Russian-built, western-style commode that sucks waste away like a vacuum cleaner. Use of that toilet requires practice before heading to space, particularly b...

Ya THINK? I'm so mad I can't even write about this coherently. For YEARS doctors have declared that women who were "overweight" had a poorer chance of surviving breast and cervical cancer. Turns out the sonsofbitches were dosing women on chemotherapy for the "ideal weight" of the woman instead of th...

I actually made it to 2009! Last night when I was writing the Happy New Year post I still had my doubts about the last few hours of 2008 doing me in, but here I am. Suck it, Death! Go sickle some other sorry bastard you skeletal taint! Anyway, this is a Domo-kun themed XBox 360 made by DeviantARTist...