I didn’t realize until the other day when I actually HAD to go to the post office how horribly depressing of an event it had become. Growing up and through most of my life the post office had always been a hub of activity for the town. You would run into a neighbor or someone you knew and the peop...

Growing up we all have encountered fashion trends that we have been less than proud of for participating in. While it is easy to pick on leg warmers, jelly shoes, and other ill-conceived fashion trends the one that gets left alone are t-shirts. Today I want to look at five different types of t-shirt...

I don’t know why the following bugs me, but it does. It’s just one of those things that irritates the living hell out of me. We all have them. I certainly do. Fruit flies in the kitchen, loud cell phone talkers, thongs on fat girls… I’m talking about couples with Facebook pag...

Slackmistress’s piece the other day about fetishes, and crazy weirdo sex shit like that, reminded me of something. I got a Facebook message from a female friend of mine from college. Not a friend from all the way through college, though. Maybe like, freshman year. You know, where the weak are ...

Is it me, or are some of these pharmaceutical ads really getting ridiculous? I just saw a full sixty second ad for Yaz, a birth control patch or pill that apparently you take every so often and then go off and fuck everyone and lo and behold, you don’t get knocked up. Sounds like a pretty swee...

In a pathetic attempt to distract you from the fact that I never post here any more, I'm copy-pasting this meme from my Facebook. ;) I've been tagged a whole bunch of times so I guess I gotta do it! Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits...

Whenever a celebrity, athlete, or politician dies we are always subjected to a lengthy retrospective of their career. However very rarely are we given a look at the career of some of the geniuses behind the scenes. The unsung heroes of Hollywood if you will. Today I want to make that injustice right...

Consider if you will for a moment the clitoris.  Every other major sex organ has about a thousand different slang words used to describe them, and yet the organ most responsible for a woman’s pleasure (and a man’s endless frustration): nada. Dried peach or Maya Angelou’s vagina?...

Yesterday I had to call AAA for about the 5th time in two months to jump my car so I could take it into the dealership. I had to replace my battery two times now in a relatively new car and this whole process has been annoying just because I am lazy and hate to be inconvenienced in any way. However ...

So I was on a sports message board the other day and this kid kept lobbing remarks about people being gay. It was really annoying not just because the remarks were offensive but because they weren’t funny. After the 50th homophobic joke I chimed in with the following response at like 1:30 in t...