We almost passed on even reading about this bizarre story because we were 100% convinced that it was going to be completely retracted within minutes. But as the hours passed, we realized we were doing you a disservice by not burdening you with the salacious details... Here are the unconfirmed...

  If you've just been paroled after a somewhat lengthy prison stay, one that featured no conjugal visits and no reported sex with any female administrative assistants, you're probably about forty times hornier than the average male, who is, on average, forty times hornier than Jacques C...

i'm just a little annoyed. yup, just a little bit. can i just start off by saying that i really dislike girls.. in general? they are so bitchy and ugh. it took me so long to realize that, but i think that's also why i have a lot more guy friends than girl friends now. they are just so much more unde...