Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties. Thanks to this kid, the porn thief has been captured....

  Excuse the terrible headline, but we're rushing to be the first to take down The Man (Mr. Skin) by revealing his Top 5 Naked 2009 Academy Award Nominees in all their free and uncensored glory... Earlier this week, the Hollywood nude database announced the famed annual list of naked Oscar ...

  Mickey Rourke doesn't care if he wins an Oscar or not... he just wants more of this incredible display of wintry boobs... Mickey is in France, probably trying to work out a deal with Louis Safer (i.e. director Roman Polanski, who has a rumored film in the works), and the groupies are foll...