We were weighing another post about how eHow and Yahoo! Answers, among other hideous examples of free speech, are proving America is the dumbest and most unintentionally hilariously country in the United States, when this one question on our second least-favorite internet search engine became the we...

  A New Zealand softcore porn star and sometime stripper is suing the Sexpo after a disastrous live performance that got her in trouble with festival organizers... Lisa Lewis, no relation to any other Lisa Lewis we might've heard of here in the States, calls herself an "international s...

  This is the face of terror. Or it could be the face of true love. (Either way, could the cops have made this mug shot any more like a documentary on the Hale-Bop cult?)  Angie Fetty is a thirty-four-year-old English teacher in Pennsylvania and now an accused sex offender. Unlike most of ...

  Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, who was stripped of her crown following this and other "scandalous photos" Let me tell you something about Hartford, Connecticut, the city, I, Scanner Brian was born in. Actually, better yet, let's not tell you anything about Hartford, Connectic...

  Here's a bizarre one for you: a straight couple that actually got married in the Year of Our Lord, 2009. Stranger still, the events surrounding this marriage led both proud, excited, relieved families to press their children to seek an immediate divorce. The pressure proved unbearable for...

  Arkansas, you have really been on our shit list this week.  First, we find out that you've banned atheists from running for public office, a policy that doesn't pass muster under the watch of the U.S. constitution. But you've never cared about equality, freedom of religion, a...

  How the hell do you go from sitting in class, not paying attention to the teacher and typing a text message on your Cricket, to getting arrested? According to various local news reports out of Pennsylvania, you do it by being a total brat. The unnamed fourteen-year-old girl in question was as...

ReadWriteWeb reports Stony Brook University researchers discovered too much exposure to "texting, instant messaging, and social networking" can make teenage girls more likely to suffer from anxiety and depression. This landmark discovery sampled a whopping 83 teenage girls. The results......

  Picture this scenario: Your friend sends you a pornographic birthday card as a joke. When you look closely at the photo, you realize the nude model on the card is borderline jailbait, but you decide to simply toss the card and be done with it. The next thing you know, you're under arrest ...

  If you were to read only that headline, you would be forgiven for mistaking this tale for one of those "heartwarming" Good Morning America segments about the teens that turn their jewelery hobbies into multimillion-dollar online businesses. Unfortunately, that's decidedly not th...