In record-breaking time, to boot. The Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 20 percent since Inauguration Day, the fastest drop under a newly elected president in at least 90 years, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. “We are heading for total job losses of at least 7 million and an une...

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