Him: "That's a cool hat you got, there!" Me: "Hmm?" Him: "That hat. The Blackwater hat. It's cool. Where'dja get it?" Me: "Blackwater." Him: "Oh." Actually, I didn't, because we spent so much time shooting that by the time we got done, the pro shop was closed. I know, I know... The things I have to ...

It seems another company is selling felonies-in-a-box for the AR. Out of the host of dumb things I've seen hung under a carbine barrel, this one takes the cake. The most plausible and least stupid are grenade launchers. And by "grenade launchers" I mean actual M203 grenade launchers. Those 37mm flar...