I need to stop swearing, speak more softly, and in general become a more "ladylike" (I hate that word) person. Please please help me. I am training right now to become a direct entry midwife. I have completed a lot of my preliminary training, and I am now ready to be an assistant to a midw...

OK. Here’s for you. And you, and you. From April Winchell, bless her little heart. Our President swearing a blue streak. Technically, he’s reading someone else’s swearing from his autobiography, but don’t worry, we can decontexualize it in 4 seconds flat. Perhaps the most sho...

i do a mean limbo. i am probably telling my escalator joke here. the look of love. i accidentally dance kicked that lady in the gold shirt. i felt really bad cos she was the only one givin’er on the dance floor, not folding her arms and scowling at the fucking universe like the rest of ‘...

  A video editor with far too much time on his or her hands has taken it upon him or herself to compile every swear word ever uttered in all six six seasons of The Sopranos. It sounds a lot like the half hour we spend working out three days a week. And if someone can mash this up with some good...

The BBC has apologised after broadcasting an uncensored version of an expletiveladen filmset rant by the actor Christian Bale who played Batman in The Dark Knight....

Barack Obama recorded an audiobook of Dreams of My Father, which means he says the words of the people in his life. Including Ray, who swore. Which means we have an MP3 of our president saying "You ain't my bitch, nigga." This? Is awesome....

Until now, Gordon Ramsay’s biggest achievement was that he’d become famous despite looking like a pensioner’s ballbag. But not any more - Gordon Ramsay has now eclipsed any celebrity or culinary fame he’d gained by becoming the swearingest man in British TV history. On Channe...

Best Zero Punctuation in a while, not least for introducing me to the phrase "triple-cunted hooker"....

Today a president is sworn in and I really have mixed feelings about it all. It's not about the swearing in that has me all bothered. It's an attitude amongst Christians that has me slightly nauseated. The last time I was in the US during an election year was 1992. I had just become a Christian (lit...

There’s only a few more hours of the Patriots reign as AFC Champions, a title I don’t think anyone gave a shit about last year. I don’t even think anyone gave much a shit about Super Bowl Champions either, it was all about 19-0, at least in my house anyway. But since my one and onl...