One of the many things Mac users are proud of is the fact that we never have to turn our Macs off. Macs are built to run for days, weeks, months and even years (in some instances) on end without ever restarting. And it hardly ever feels bogged down. If my Mac isn’t performing any tasks and if ...

So here's a story that will interest only a handful of hockey geeks out there, but I'm going to talk about it anyway. It's about consummate shit-stirrer Steve Downie. Downie's hockey career has been littered with on-ice incidents that lead to lengthy suspensions, dating back to this junior hockey le...

Last week, ESPN's Scott Van Pelt hammered Bud Selig about the MLB Commissioner's $18.5 million salary.A little too much, apparently: SVP was suspended from his radio show on Monday, according to multiple WWL sources. Van Pelt declined to comment on the incident, passing it along to ESPN media relati...

  When I was on the dance team in high school—the aptly named Fort Osage "Indianettes"—I was given the nickname "PT" for pelvic thrust(er). According to my fellow dancers, I couldn't even perform the fight song without a little extra pump from my rump. Apparently it ...

As with most things in life, you can learn more about social media in the first ten minutes of The Godfather than you can by reading whatever business book is being shilled by this week’s paper guru. Un-commented on, out of respect for both you the reader, and for the sistine chapel of contemp...

People say that Shia LaBeouf should stay away from cars, but really they just mean the movie Transformers. Because, really, Transformers was pants. But, anyway, now Shia LaBeouf really does have to keep away from cars - he’s had his driving licence suspended for a year following that crash of ...

I know that approximately 99.5% of the people that read this blog can probably take or leave sports, especially hockey. (Yes they do play that professionally in North America still.) But this subject was just too good not to talk about. Sean Avery, a world-renowned punk ass bitch, (I think that is t...

Sandi of MSMVP has a sandy crack. She harvests crustaceans. News at 11! Also, the whole white woman thing is a front. This is the true Sandi. It's ok, girlfriend. We I respect your lifestyle choices. ETA: It is so wonderful to be free of marahmarie , or whatever she calls herself on her numerous blo...

A teacher in Indiana has been suspended without pay for 18 months for using The Freedom Writers Diary, a widely lauded collection of biographical stories written by inner-city teenagers, as part of her curriculum. For some reason, the two most detailed reports on this story are from U.K. newspapers,...

Shawn Chacon of the Houston Astros reportedly grabbed and then threw Houston Astros general manager Ed Wade to the ground during an argument. Chacon was reportedly upset that the Astros had decided to send him to the bullpen and the two clashed while Chacon was eating. The bad news for Chacon is tha...