So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Dear shitbag, You are a complete cunt. I gave you correct change, no matter what you said, so you stole from us. You are the first person to rip me off in this job, and I've been working here for eighteen months. You ruined my day. You made me cry - not just yesterday, but today as well. And all for...