Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak made his "Dancing With The Stars" debut last night and the results were.. well let's just say it was fun to see Woz get out there and try to dance. 'Try' being the operative word. But as one of the judges mentioned, the whole point of the competition is to get celebrit...

I want to fuck Karina Smirnoff, sure she hasn’t got the hottest face of all time, but bitch looks like she fucks like a machine. She’s a trained dancer and wears sheer dresses and moves like a goddess. I have only fucked a trained dancer once and I remember it being pretty legendary beca...

Filed under: Celebrities, TV var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/apple/Woz_dances_like_watching_a_Teletubby_going_mad'; He did it. Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple and nerd superhero, just made his debut on Dancing with the Stars. As you'd expect, the surprisingly nimble Woz enjoyed himself without co...

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Monday night’s season premier of “Dancing With the Stars” was a chance for Apple’s co-founder Steve Wozniak to prove to the world that “nerds can dance.” Well, he proved that they can — just not very well.  He was awarded only 13 out of a possible 30 points fro...

The Woz is going to dance tonight and kick everyone ass with his wicked moves, but there's so much more TV potential in our favorite tech personality ever. Imagine the possibilities, people. Admiral......

newVideoPlayer("/Woz_DWTS.flv", 506, 423,"");Since Silicon Valley has so few real celebrities, why not go crazy for the ones we have: Dancing With the Stars premieres in one week with Apple co-founder (and Kathy Griffin ex) Steve "Woz" Wozniak. It's a phenomenon the geeks are already calling "Dancin...

An Apple PowerBook G4 17″ with 2GB of RAM and 160GB hard drive just sold on eBay for $800.  However, this is no ordinary laptop.  It used to be owned by Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. “In January of 2006, Snaggy and I travelled to Macworld to appear on David Pogue’s keynote show...

Filed under: Computers, Celebrities, TV, Visionaries Wow, Woz... turn down the shirt a little bit buddy. Look, we're used to the Apple co-founder's eccentric ways. He rides a Segway everywhere, carries a metal business card, and has decided to lend his geek cred to the reality TV crap-fest 'Dancing ...

Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Humor, Apple, The Woz ABC has released a promo picture of Woz and his dancing partner in the upcoming series of Dancing with the Stars, and it is amazing. Woz is looking good. I thought about photoshopping a pimp hat and a cane into his hands, but frankly, he doesn't...