I went to grab a coffee earlier today and there was a dude standing there in leather pants, a leather jacket and a leather cap. Now, I don’t live in a gay part of town, there’s not gay pride parade shit going down that may lead to a gay going astray and ending up in my part of town, it i...

Fuck, I am slacking today, I slept in, my do pissed and shit all over the fucking place, which isn’t really anything new, but still disgusting because my wife and I can’t seem to agree on who is going to clean it and I figure after a couple of weeks, I’ll dry up and turn to dust, s...

Turns out I’m gonna get penis cancer from all the computer on my lap use, I guess that’ll come in handy for society by preventing me from all the sex crimes I have lined up in my retirement. Here’s some shit going on in the stepFORUM… Register to get the full DSF experience! ...

I went to a hockey bar last night. I wasn’t going because I assumed I’d run into hot puck sluts trying to get into some NHL hockey shorts, I went because a friend of mine is a huge hockey fan and wanted to hang out and promised to supply the beer. Now, I know nothing about Hockey or spor...

I got drunk to the point of blacking out this weekend. Usually I have a decent grasp on my alcoholism that I remember the entire night no matter how fucking gone I get, but this past weekend, I don’t know what fucking happened, maybe I was drugged, or accidentally roofied myself when planning ...

I went out drinking last night, ended up in a random bar, the black chick named Liberty on Degrassi was there. I had no idea who she was when I saw, despite spending some time watching the shit before my TV broke because it was on the only channel I got, because she is 6 foot something and has massi...

Here is a ton of shit going on in the stepFORUM because I didn’t bother posting it yesterday. I figure that based on not getting any emails and the lack of interest I get from the general public, you should probably make the stepFORUM the place to check out on the site, since it’s fuckin...

I can hear the scratching, the hair pulling, the sound of a dripping pussy leaving a snail trail. I can see a cloud of fucking pussy fumes from the collective of horny women sitting in their apartments depressed that they are alone on Valentines day. Sure, all the single ladies make plans to do some...

I ran into a friend of mine yesterday during the day while wondering around the street trying to get healthy by getting out of the house and not smoking which has proven to be easy, since I don’t think you can be addicted to cigars, at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and...

I am just figuring shit out, you know slow moving, getting it together, trying to find things a little more interesting than what I’ve been doing, you know since I got a whole new lease on life, unless I have a blood clot, in which case I’ll die suddenly and that’s not such a bad d...