Long ago, I used to post here about the dregs of society that would come through the McDeaths of Searcy, AR. You dimwitted rednecks know who you are, so don't even bother trying to deny that you just are not that intelligent. Honestly, only in Arkansas do you find people dumb enough to put camo on a...

Trend: Leveraged and inverse ETFs do not perform as expected due to tax distributions and tracking error.  Jim Cramer on CNBC has been ranting about the problems effects of the double short financial ETF SKF. Simon Maierhofer at ETF Guide describes the illogical returns of leveraged and inverse ETF...

I work at a 10,000 seat venue. Dear popular band and associated crew that used our venue, and as a result, our crew members the other night: You were completely pleasant people to work with. Your directions were clear and logical. You were fun about our assignments, and happy to curse and make ...

This is probably going to sound really angry because I'm incredibly pissed off right now. It makes you feel better to blame my tone on the hangover then be my guest. But you know what? Fuck Hetalia. Fuck people who don't realize the anthromorphization of countries isn't new. Fuck the Carlos Mencia p...

So, I work for a Parcel Service Store that is very United.  For the holiday season, my boss, the owner of the franchise, decided it would be a good idea to open up another Parcel Service Store that is United outside of his standalone store.  He decided to rent a space in the local mal...

I'm going to make a post that most of you won't care about. Feel free to skip or skim as you choose, as no one is obligated to give a damn. I'll get back to the regularly scheduled saga of creating a fictional government for a canceled sci-fi television show and abundant memes once I get this off my...

Ok, I should really not want to shoot myself in the face this early in the morning. Really. This conundrum presented from Scott Aaronson's oh so very unique perspective should really brighten your day if you were rigging a shotgun to take yourself out one shell at a time from the ankles up. Basicall...

Here are some things my grandmother has said, in all seriousness, within the last few months, in regards to Obama and his nomination/campaign: "He's Muslim, you know. It's the terrorists, and what better way to bring down the country than to, you know, put one of them in office? That man is working ...

So hey, how about more Inverses? Again, if you are thinking of shorting an ETF and it's Double Shot Inverse as an arb., it's not a risk free layup. Let's say on Day 1, IYR and SRS are both 100 and you short both . 100 shares of IYR and 50 shares of SRS for this example.And then by the close, IYR has...

I'm not ready to talk about personal stuff, or why I've been incredibly avoid-y, or all the self-absorbed blahblahcrymoar bullshit I can get into. Whatever. There's more important things to talk rant about. Obama won the nomination, and this makes me an overjoyed girl. I have never in all my years o...