"Do we need to actually clarify that there's nothing like a psychic; what are we, fucking two?" "Oh, that's a good point. Let me think for a bit...oh, yeah, it's not, it's fucking shit!" Thanks, Ed... Thanks, BBC... Delectable, inflatable you...Inflatable You - Tim Minchin...

Crusader AXE is struggling with "Administrative publications," that is, the policies and procedures and forms used by Ginormous Defense Contractor to manage the complexity of the business. They post the stuff on the Intranet, which is wonderful, keeping the competitors from stealing our cr...

By Jerry Falwell. Or, maybe Athanasius. Or, maybe he's just a complete dickhead. I thought that bringing the Lefebrve gang back into the fold was a belated slap in the face of Roncallei, known to most people as John XXIII. Of course, the Williamson re-entry was a great kick in the metaphys...

I've relatively quiet about the election, the post-election, the pre-Inauguration and expect to say relatively little about the Inauguration. At the moment, my favorite Obamas are the kids who while as bright as the previous Democratic kids of my lifetime seem to have the ability to cut to the q...

I am constitutionally unable to read Tom Friedman, listen to him on TV or even discuss him rationally. When the significant other proposed that we read "The World is Flat" together outloud while cuddling, I accused her of being on acid. I wasn't sure why, but whenever I started to read anything, or ...

Well, if he decides to come out in full Nazi regalia doing Spring Time for Hitler at the Inauguration, that would be kind of cool...and probably very scarey. With more than a hint of admiration in his voice, pastor Warren described how in 1939 in a packed Munich Stadium before the leader of the Thir...

\Not sure what is more irritating about this one... that you can get a college degree from Barnum and Bailey or that you can get an Abstinence Educator's Certificate for $50. I'm thinking the later...I would have bought a bunch of them as Christmas presents had I known...and then there's this nonsen...

One of the Hobbit tricks that enrages Crusader AXE is their almost orgasmic delight in applying simple solutions to complex problems. While the Bush administration, the Neo-cons, and the Republican party in general have been world class in simple solutions that don't work, I have no reason to be...

Hey, is it the AXE or does this Dickhead, Pastor Mark Driscoll, look like Roger Clemmens trying to be spiritual?  You see, man, there's this righteous dude  in Seattle named Mark who decided to marry a preacher's daughter named Grace and start a church...an evangelical Church based on the ...

Crusader AXE is unhappy with Sirius/XM. When I want to listen to Alt Country music, I don't want to listen to Mojo Nixon or Johnny Knoxville droning on and on about the size of Porter Waggoner's member.  Hank Williams Jr is not an outlaw. He's a drunk. And on and on...XM used to have some excep...