I like how Jennifer Love Hewitt’s turned 30 and has officially given up on life. I remember when I first started wearing sweatpants in public a couple of years ago because I couldn’t find pants that weren’t elastic waist band to fit and for the first 6 months of the shit, I felt a ...

Turn that frown upside down you messy little bastard! These are dark times for sure, but what if you could get $5000 just for being a slob?!...

So these pictures leaked out over the weekend, or Friday, whatever, your editor was still on vacation, in the firestorm, and these pictures of Sarah Palin being a public slob have been all over your Internets. At least one of them, anyway, which apparently caused ejaculations of starbursts in a cert...

writes an anonymous submitter in peterborough, ontario: “this past year my roommates and i had a stranger rent the extra room in our house, and he turned out to be a socially oblivious slob we spent the entire year picking up after.” as frustrating as the situation was, his roommate andr...

. BRITNEY STARTS TREND WILL HILLARY BE NEXT? It's OK To Be A Mess Hallelujah! Women have at last reached full equality! No, not the White House. I'm talking about the real privileges of maleness: Heart attacks, strokes, drug addiction, and yes, rehab. Or not rehab. That is the question. Now women ca...

In the film Kill Bill2, Bill makes this brilliant critic of Superman: "Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wra...

You know, one of those weeks, totally caught up in work (blarg) and the cold, dark days dragging you down much like the artic wind...Soon enough, the sun will begin its' march higher in the sky, and the days will begin to gloriously lengthen again...   I've been in absolutely no Americanized Ch...