Fuck Grey’s Anatomy. I know, them’s fighting words for a lot of you folks out there (probably fewer than elsewhere, but I’m sure there’s plenty of McDreamy fans in the FSR herd). But that’s how I feel right now. That stupid show, which jumped the shark long before its first lesbian storyli...

Another week, another fine selection here at the now-teetering-on-monthly Blu-ray Report. But in all seriousness, I am working on getting this one to you in a more timely manner, dear friends. It’s just become difficult with my recent move to Austin and new found alcoholism, among other things...

We’ve been through the schedule for the upcoming South by Southwest (SXSW) Film Festival, a few times. In fact between our own scouring of the schedule and the countless emails from publicists, producers and directors — which we like because they make us think that people like us —...

In our continued effort to understand the American moviegoer’s psyche, we uncover a diamond of truth revealed to us this weekend during the Watchmen premiere. At the expense of throwing away originality, we love stories that we already know. Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the greatest graph...

A wise man once said “It’s not just about seeing Star Wars two weeks before everyone else. You’ve gotta plow through crap like Marie Antoinette and Catwoman as well.� I have the fortune of being able to see all of the films that I want, and find out that they are only worth one viewing (or l...

From what I can tell so far, it might very well be a slow news week here at FSR. In fact, with our favorite home town film festival South by Southwest (SXSW) starting at the end of this week, its likely that it is going to be slow on the news front for the next two weeks. Therefore I will do what I&...

The temperature in hell must have fallen a few degrees considering I’m about to say that many “critics,” especially on the web, have to be more professional. This from a guy who counts tit shots in horror films, has a desktop background of a skeleton wearing a suit fist pumping the...

Every week, Film School Rejects presents a film that was made before you were born and tells you why you should like it. This week, Old Ass Movies presents: 12 Angry Men (1957) By all considerations, 12 Angry Men should violate the spirit of what this column is all about. Sure it was made before 196...

I’m going to force the interwebs to take a momentary break from continuing to go nuts over Watchmen this weekend and take a look at a couple of documentaries below the radar… While it might be a bit reductionist to do so (as there exist many exceptions to the rules of nonfiction filmmaking), I t...

Despite the fact that we all know that you will be seeing Watchmen this weekend, it would be almost unfair of us to not give some love to the other limited releases that might be hitting theaters this week. So for those of you who aren’t down with Watchmen and live in a few select cities, you ...