If there's one thing I learned about feeding kids it's that you have to take the tape off their mouths or they spill all over themselves. And then the daycare starts questioning your credentials and arrest history. Thankfully, you caught the manager banging the married parent of one of your charges ...

the spoon may lack the aggressive physique of its more acute brethren, the knife and fork, but make no mistake: it is the passive-aggressive utensil of choice. why else would these spoons, spotted by melissa at her office in harlingen, texas, be assuming a leadership position among this group of dis...

It's me again.  And apparently I'm being rather evil for two days in a row..... This is that thing with no regard for other person's posessions.  Slowly but surely, my silverware/flatware/eatin stuff has been disappearing.  I'm now to the point that I have no tea spoons, 4 soup spoons, 4 forks, 3...