Yee-haw - It's Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we've rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Sim...

So there I was, watching Isla Fisher’s new film Confessions of a Shopaholic and being a little surprised as how likable she is on screen in a leading role when it occurred to me… I’m probably never going to see her boobs again… at least until she turns 40 and is angling for an award ...

Todd "Dan Druff" Witteles (bottom left) among the many "name pros" eliminated on Day 1B. All right, seriously y'all, where the fuck are you? Apparently you're all waiting to play Day's 1C and 1D, because you're not here. When the......

When Shannon Elizabeth of Dancing with the Stars fame was on Dancing with the Stars we were killing it because people google'd the heck out of Shannon Elizabeth Dancing with the Stars or Dancing with the Stars Shannon Elizabeth . Either way you put it, we owned it, and Shannon Elizabeth on Dancing w...

I love how pissed off dudes get when they see a bitch they want to fuck or a bitch that they have fucked rockin’ out with a brother. I don’t think anything can piss a white dude off more than knowing a black dude has been up in a bitch first. I was talking to a friend the other day who t...

:: The final table for Event #2 ($1,500 NLH) is finally set. James Akenhead is big stacked with 1,995,000. He's followed by Aaron Coulthard (1,510,000) and Theo Tran (1,420,000). Chris "Jesus" Ferguson also remains, stacked at 1,235,000. Get full chip......

Dancing With the Stars is my guilty obsession. It's gotten so bad, that this year, I did not even bother tuning into Idol. However, the season that wrapped up yesterday was actually pretty lame. I am sure they brought in the always perfect, but uninspired, Kristi Yamaguchi , to insure that FINALLY, ...

The outrage over nipplegate struck me as completely off-kilter, beyond the obvious ridiculousness. It was only recently I remembered why. There was a period in 2001 where Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Oscars and Shannon Elizabeth to the MTV Movie Awards essentially topless — both breasts exp...

Go figure. The one Monday we don't post a video of Shannon Elizabeth's Dancing With the Stars performance, and she gets eliminated the very next day. We guess the Wicked Chops Poker vote was keeping Shannon and her boy-wonder dance partner in all this time. Oh well, it was a good run Shannon. And th...

The dance to see again - Jason and Edyta’s Quickstep.  I haven’t seen this yet so yay!  Too cute; how such a giant man moves that well astounds me! Jason is really excited to be in first place. Ooooh the judges make an announcement: the couples can do ONE lift next week, as long as it ...