March 09, 2009
Thank you, ABC News. Without you, we wouldn't be able to have sex without worrying whether we were "harming" ourselves. We were worried nasal-clearing, spirit-lifting orgasm were the worst thing that could happen to our tired, rundown, useless bodies. Seriously, there is some in...
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The preponderance of repetitive and redundant* websites dedicated to the art of telling other people how to do seemingly simple tasks has been disturbing us for some time. But then someone pointed out eHow's section on having sex and we had to wonder, "Is eHow trying to get eight-yea...
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March 05, 2009
We were rather disturbed by how many of you claimed to be in a sexless marriage after Scanner Emily's post yesterday. Moreover, we were worried you all are going to end up miserable and/or divorced, if this survey conducted by a U.K. wedding site is to be believed... 3,000 Britons were qu...
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March 04, 2009
Are you guys fans of "Ask a Porn Star," the mainstray of the San Francisco Bay Guardian's blog? Sex SF, the sex-positive web corner for the Guardian, has been running these strange interviews for ages, but we've ignored the majority of them until now. This week, blogger and ...
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February 24, 2009
We have to confess, there have been times when our female partner is having an orgasm that we raise an eyebrow and all but blurt aloud, "You expect me to believe that? That's the pillow case touching you down there!" Or something like that. Anyway, one woman has finally come for...
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February 12, 2009
Just in time for Valentine's Day: a new "study" we'll all agree to hate, saying foreplay is completely unnecessary, validating horndogs everywhere... The findings appear in this week's issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. (Wait, there's a Journal of Sexual Medici...
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February 07, 2009
Sometimes in a relationship, men and women can get off the same page when it comes to sex. As often as it happens, it still makes for an uncomfortable and awkward, not to mention unsatisfying sexual relationship. A lot of times, a sexual rift comes between two partners after they’ve just had a bab...
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February 05, 2009
Ron Jeremy may have officially passed John Holmes as the greatest and most famous male porn star in history. If Time Magazine is catching on to the cultural phenomenon that is hipster Ron J worship, then maybe it's time to crown him... Here are excerpts from the epic and exciting tale of ...
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February 04, 2009
Stephen Fry twittered about getting stuck in an elevator. Here's a guide to touching boobs. The latest "save the planet" theory? People should have more sex. This jerk just won the right to attend a university even though he'd been banned from it for his disgusting fee...
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February 02, 2009
We say: "Is that all?" Just kidding-- we don't sleep with strangers, as a rule, so this specie is baffling to us. “I can’t explain the buzz I get from meeting someone for the first time and knowing that in a couple of hours we’ll be ripping each other’s clothes off. Itâ€...
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