People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckinR...

Filed under: Style in the News Is it better to be topless than jobless? A coffee shop in Maine is pushing the boundaries of what they ask their employees to wear at work. Rather than offer them see-through blouses like that train company in the UK, deciders at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop foun...

  The Sun took a peek at the controversial new female uniform for National Express's East Coast line in England, where people still ride trains because they're cool. What they found will shock you... especially if the uniform turns out to look anything like this... The Daily Mail has a ...

I am guessing that Jordan is shooting a reality show in LA and that’s really fucking life changing and inspiring. It makes me really want to tap into my brain and find something that relates to girls I know with big fake tits who made it, not that there have ever been any, that shit’s ju...

Gisele’s losing her edge. There was a time she dated top rated American Actors. Where she was on contract with the number 1 company girls want to model for because it means they are worth fucking. Where the public thought she was one of the hottest working models, but I don’t even know w...

I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now she...

The rumor on the internet is that Lohan is out fucking some dude from Gossip Girl, you know paying him late night visits and all that bullshit and the media’s saying that Ronson is all shook up and for once it’s not from playing her favorite AC/DC song in her latest Bar Mitvah DJ set. Bi...

Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, ye...

Lohan tells people I am her stalker. That makes me laugh because I never really bother with her because she’s pretty much useless to me, but if it makes her feel more important and it feeds her cocaine fueled insanity and paranoia, that’s ok with me, because anything that puts her over t...

Kate Moss is the boss. The rumor is that Kate Moss is pregnant because she’s got a belly and that’s a big deal for a retired model known form being fucking skinny, but she’s out getting drunk, so I assume she’s not, but then again these British slags (Lily Allen), don’t...