We're sorry for possibly giving Scanner Brian a coronary with that headline; if teacher-student sex were to end, what ever would he have to write about? And really, what we're talking about here is only one small step toward putting an end to teacher sex, but one giant step for the st...

  We're often discussing ways to reconcile our need for unrestrained, raunchy sex with our boring ol' environmentalism. Sometimes we've even gotten specific about ways our love lives have evolved in a more socially-conscious era. But we not as specific as the recent Fox News piece &...

  Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, who was stripped of her crown following this and other "scandalous photos" Let me tell you something about Hartford, Connecticut, the city, I, Scanner Brian was born in. Actually, better yet, let's not tell you anything about Hartford, Connectic...

  Audrina Partridge had her home broken into by two very bizarre young citizens. In surveillance footage, they can be seen wandering aimlessly from room to room... and back again... and again... without doing much of anything, let alone steal anything or set fire to the place. Arrested Developm...

Last week, there was a column on CNN.com (via the Frisky) which confronted the incredibly annoying and unsettled question: "Who should pay on a first date?" Besides the stock answer ("the asker"), there was remarkably little of substance in the story's "debate." Sin...

  Unless Jeb Bush runs for Senate in Florida, wins, and mounts a stunning Bush Family-styled comeback for the White House in 2012, it's fairly likely that the Billionaires For Bush will be no more. We counter-protested a 10,000-person strong peace movement rally and march on the RNC last ye...

  Hey, Scanner Brian: Hayden Panettiere is single again. [Us] Think your man might be a closeted homo? Take this super-reliable, scientific quiz to find out for sure! [MyDailyMoment] A book written early in J.R.R. Tolken's career is about to be published for the first time. [Yahoo!] Suze Or...

  Let's just start the rumors here: Katie Holmes is not pregnant. Singapore was stunned to experience the sight of an entirely-nude couple walking through the city for fifteen minutes. In New York, this wouldn't even get reported on Fox, but in a conservative place like Singapore...&nbs...