In this week's Star: hilarious and slightly depressing "gossip" from Levi Johnston's bitchy, MySpace-y sister Mercede! Do you care about the petty dramas of unwed teen parents in far-off Alaska? You do if it also involves Parallel Universe Vice President Sarah Palin, who ascended to the post of Empr...

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In times of excessive optimism it is important to maintain equilibrium. Soft Cell - Little Rough Rhinestone King Of The Slums - The Pennine Spitter Elbow - I’ve Got Your Number Morrissey - Yes I Am Blind The The - Love Is Stronger Than Death Porno for Pyros - Pets Black Francis - Angels Come T...

We’ll admit, we have some sympathy for the former Republican leadership and George W. Bush with regards to the “John McCain situation.” It was kind of fun for us communists to see John McCain (occasionally, arbitrarily) challenge the Bush administration on a handful of issues over ...

Reader tking says his laptop started out with a bad power jack — but has slowly escalated in brokenness with each Dell intervention. tking says: My problems started when my Dell Vostro 1510 laptop wouldn't keep the power cord plugged in without extra effort. The first tech support person was m...

Little right-wing creep kid Charles Stam sent a two thousand word letter to the editor of the Horace Mann Record, his high-school paper. We all remember Stam, right? New York Magazine introduced us to the kid last year, when he was a senior at the prestigious and completely insufferable prep school....

We have a chicken processing factory where I live. It is not terribly popular with the locals due to the smell of , well, what you get when you slaughter chickens, pluck them and gut them. The local council have tried for years to move it to the other side of the main road where all the other indust...

This little ball of utter adorableness is now prancing around the fields in heaven after a horrific fire took his young life. Martha Stewart delivered the heart-killing news via her Twitter. Martha barely got the Chow puppy she named Gengis Khan a few months ago. According to Martha, some kind of fr...

This little ball of utter adorableness is now prancing around the fields in heaven after a horrific fire took his young life. Martha Stewart delivered the heart-killing news via her Twitter. Martha barely got the Chow puppy she named Gengis Khan a few months ago. According to Martha, some kind of fr...

Filed under: Fun, Kids, Freeware, Web, Humor It's embarrassing to admit how long I've spent looking online for single-purpose sound effect sites like Instant Rimshot (first mentioned on Download Squad here), and it turns out that it is very difficult to Google for these things. My goal was to presen...