"Hot," especially used in conjunction with the factor "funny" regarding women, is highly subjective. Remember when Jenny McCarthy was trying to market herself as a zany, goofy-face-making, comedic actress? Although J McC was a woman, and she was making clown faces, and was...

Directed by Mr. Kate Winslet Starring John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Jeff Daniels, Catherine O'Hara, Josh Hamilton, Melanie Lynskey, Allison Janney and Maggie Gyllenhaal Synopsis a young pregnant couple travel the US "in search of a place to put down roots" Brought to you by Focus Features Expected R...

Andy Reid is certainly built to survive in cold weather, but unfortunately his Eagles couldn’t make the same claim. Days before the Arizona Cardinals nearly applied a death blow to Steeler Nation, the Pro Football Hall of Fame, in conjunction with Coors Light (for when you feel like having a p...

Just as the United States of America did a few weeks ago, the Snap-on Stars of Karting Series will change leadership today with the announcement of veteran racer Alan Rudolph as the new face of the series. Taking the reigns as series President, Rudolph will be the leader in the future direction of t...

Barack Obama's inaugural address could be one of the most eagerly anticipated speeches ever given. As the world awaits his words on Tuesday, the speculation is rife: Will he be as eloquent as Lincoln? Can he match the oratory of JFK? Or even of Ronald Reagan?...

Filed under: OpEd, Festivus, TV 101, Reality-Free If there's one universal among TV Christmas specials it's this: they all seem to want to tell you what the "true" meaning of Christmas is. There are so many specials trying to explain the true meaning of Christmas, it actually makes you wonder if the...

This album was my introduction to Arthur Doyle. The way that cat could hold his own with Rudolph Grey's guitar playing (with the amps turned all the way to 11) turned me into a believer. During the relatively quieter moments, Beaver Harris lays out this tribal groove that practically calls listeners...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer The Reverend Horton Heat We Three Kings Genre: Holiday Amazon MP3: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer My BFF John has really screwed himself. Truly. At one point or another, many of us have spontaneously decided to put together a Christmas mix tape and make a dozen copies ...

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If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat fucker Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump to see a pictorial on how to create your own meat cake, which basically involves making three giant hamburgers, gluing them together with ketchup, and frostin...