So with the news on Wednesday that Dell was laying off workers around the globe, but wouldn't commit to how many, or where these poor fuckers will soon be queuing up for food stamps... I went hotfoot over to the......

Check out this fucking uber lame brain Web site inviting all the brain dead principals of brain dead BDA's to come to San Francisco and learn about "The New Realities!" Or, as they say in the first paragraph... We live......

Loyal bean eaters in one of my favorite cities tell me that SEVENTY people are getting the axe today at Arnold... That's a fucking shame. Arnold has done some great work over the years, and from what I've heard, it......

So, I just got an invite to blow five hundred fucking dollars to "Gain Recession Marketing Insights at DIGIDAY:MOBILE - Only a Few VIP's Seats Left!" And guess what? If you shell out the money... "You'll hear how Ogilvy North......

Hey... Don't want to be a giant wet blanket here... But I just heard from one of my deeply embedded spies that major layoffs are looming, yet again, on the Ogilvy, New York, horizon... I, personally think this is a fucking shame, 'cos over the years, I've freelanced and made buckets of money at the ...

According to yesterday's AdAge, WPP has finally crept ahead of Omnicom to become the world's largest ad conglomerate. Perfect timing... Just as the ad biz is descending into the pit, with forecasts that ad spends will be down as much......

"Lower Depths" and "The Count," have kindly pointed me in the direction of a teaser video running on engadget for the Adamo laptop... Dell's rip-off of the Apple Air. In true BDA spirit, whoever did this thing (at this stage......

Remember, a couple of weeks ago I posted about these fuckers in Iceland who keep sending me PR releases about all the creative awards "Samuel and Gunnar" are winning for film, digital and vodka drinking at various Icelandic Ad conferences......

After my Twitter rant of fifteen minutes ago, I remembered "The Founder" had done some kind of "AdScam" Twitter feed, that I knew fuck all about... So, I checked out how I was doing, foul language wise, on Cursebird... Not too fucking shabby. Out of the twenty billion douchenozzles wasting their ti...

The Cartoonist, knowing my disdain for all things TwitterFucked, just pointed me in the direction of Cursebird. A real time feed of people swearing on Twitter. It even gives a rating on the most commonly used swear words... Fuck, shit, bitch, bastard and twat, in that order, seem to be the most popu...