Good Lord. As you probably know, Denise Richards is back on TV on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, so now she's got more opportunities to give interviews about her scintillating personal life and pimp out her poor dead mother's memory for some sympathy. Richards hit up Ellen DeGeneres' talk... ...read ...

Although you can't really tell by looking at her, reality TV star Lauren Conrad is hard at work here on the beach in Hawaii. Conrad takes a much-needed break from "working" with her cohorts from The Hills, posing in between two shirtless male admirers.Accompanied by her co-stars (who like... ...read...

Bikinis are the number one passion of American Idol contestant Katrina Darrell, better known as "Bikini Girl" for her insistence on auditioning for the judges while wearing some skimpy swimwear.Here she is, shopping in Beverly Hills for more swimwear she can sing in. It's really hard to hit the... ....

Enduring hot mess to end all hot messes, comedian Andy Dick popped over to Tyra Banks' show to talk about his current stint in VH1's Sober House. And the two main topics of conversation turned, naturally, to Dick's substance abuse and sexual preferences. Because yes, he has many, many......

So some poor sap named Cameron Huston was handed the ultimate humiliation in Los Angeles on Saturday night. Spencer Pratt beat his ass in a club. It's like having to go home and tell your Dad that Emilio Estevez taped your ass shut. Cameron Huston is Spencer's sister Stephanie's......

This poor guy is lucky Heidi Montag isn't packing heat. Unfortunately for him though, she is armed with some Spencer Pratt-ass-scented fingers, which would be enough to overpower two furious elephants, much less this unfortunate individual.The man who agreed to debase himself by associating and bein...

- The Smoking Gun has a copy of an arrest report from West Palm Beach, FL which details the arrest of James Nevan Donahue for trying to offer a female cop drugs for sex in February of 2007. Why waste the drugs? The Interwebs has so much porn! Just get......

The odious, power-mad, pinwheel-eyed Vicki recovered from her football injury long enough to meet overworked daughter Briana for a drink. Briana works a lot and it shows in her hair. It also shows in her eyes that Vicki has terrorized her ass all her life. Vicki professes that she......

Who bought him a laptop? Lindsay Lohan's father, fame scavenger Michael, has a new blog in which he intends to mainly talk about Jesus...when he's not badmouthing his daughter and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lohan was recently caught on film responding to questions about her Dad accusing Samanth...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's wedding is not legally valid. So basically, they're not married. But they're going to keep acting like they're married, and also acting like the two biggest retarded circus ponies in the world who have escaped the tent and won't stop naying and begging for......