Last month our family started watching Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay. Before I say anything else I need to say we’re tolerating the language. The show airs on BBC America channel and they have a different set of acceptable language on that television station. They do use the words sh**, bu...

newVideoPlayer("/lambert_perf.flv", 506, 423,""); And so the final 13 begins. With both bangs and whimpers. There were some pleasant surprises (go Kris Allen!) and some predictable disappointments (fail, Danny Gokey). Let's discuss further after the jump. For the uninitiated, if you're out there, we...

newVideoPlayer("/RH_RamonaLuann_gawker.flv", undefined, NaN,""); Once more unto the beach, dear friends. Well, sorta. There was some actual New York City adventure on RHoNYC last night, but some people were still mired in the Hamptons. As always, disasters struck. Jill met with her gay life coach/ho...

Anyone wanna lay down your guess when this marriage will end in Divorce Court?  Here’s mine: NOVEMBER 21, 2009.  (I had a cool countdown, but the damn thing won’t show up on this blog post.) Seriously, how much longer can Jon Gosselin continue to raise eight kids by himself?  Kate goe...

Lost Recap 5×08: LaFleur “What’s the matter, Lassie? Did Locke fall down the well??â€� “WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIANNNNNN.â€� “Um, sir? We have…a bit of a situation. Code Orange: Drunk hippie with dynamite in the Valley Sector.â€� And then LaFleur is like “SON OF A BITCHâ€� and we’re like, â...

A moment from Battlestar.  "We had them sign confidentiality statements and as they were doing so, one of our employees overheard the woman and her friend stressing about me, hoping I wouldn’t recognize them as two writers from Television Without Pity who had slammed me as a misogynist ...

newVideoPlayer("/Australian_tears_gawker.flv", 506, 423,""); The City is still on the air! Can you believe it? New York City still swirls on, while its idiot denizens wear hats and talk about modeling and bands. And fashion! I just fell down. Many disastrous things happened to Bob and Carol and Whit...

At least Jason Mesnick didn't reject both women, he is trying. And you know ABC gave him a bonus for following the contract and pulling this shit. Well played. I wonder what ABC has in store for next season. After Jason Mesnick gave the final rose (and the 3.1-carat engagement bling) to the former D...

On tonight's season premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Bruno called "that Bachelor guy" a loser (complete with hand gesture) and Lil' Kim dedicated her first dance to "all my girls in the Federal Detention Center." That's all I really......

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...