These things are unbelievably small. At only 59g (59g!) and 157mm long you'd forgive this for just being a last resort, fail safe, just get me the hell home kind of a pump. The sort of thing that'll just allow......

Tennessee's spring football practices begin today, but it's really hard to imagine how Lane Kiffin's tenure as head coach could get any more entertaining than it's been so far. (Fingers crossed!) The guy has already stuffed a career's worth of crazy into just one offseason—and these are just t...

One of the ways of starkly illustrating an aspect of the gender divide is DeBecker’s quote: “At core, men are afraid women will laugh at them, while at core, women are afraid men will kill them.” I think there’s a class and mothering parallel here: Middle-class women are afra...

Filed under: Playground bureau Embarrassed in the school pick-up line by your disaster of a car? Snap a picture, then send it off to the Mom's Messy Car Contest. Deadline's March 7. -- The Mommy Files Moms register for baby shower gifts all the time, but birthday party registries? That seems like it...

If you think big is best then the Toy Joy Pressure Pleasure Pump is for you! This pump has a silicone sleeve for extra comfort and a powerful suction pump to enlarge the penis......

Finally got around to typing up my birth story! Miss Livvy Bean finally decided to make her appearance on Thursday night. We got home from the hospital yesterday and it's been a whirlwind. Little sleep which is to be expected. My boobs are amazingly sore from breastfeeding and pumping. It's all a bi...

Master Gauge Penis Pump Master Gauge Penis Pump Description: Brand new design! Hi-tech pump has an easy-to-read built-in gauge. It has a clear vacuum tube with measurements, flexible non-crimping hose, easy-to-use pumper handle, jelly soft donut ring for comfort, and a quick release valve for maximu...

Automatic Sta-Hard Pump Automatic Sta-Hard Pump Description: The perfect combination of convenience and power as you squeeze the trigger for power suction and magnum-size results that you can measure and admire! The Sta-Hard Pump is battery operated for automatic suction. It has a smooth seamless cy...

Muscle Maxx Vacuum Pump Muscle Maxx Vacuum Pump Description: Get the mass you deserve with the Muscle Maxx Vaccum Pump! It has a seamless 9 inch cylinder with measurement so that you can keep track of your growth. Just slide it in the comfortable, removable, pliable silicone donut, grab a hold of th...

Lex Steele Cyberskin Big Man XL Penis Pump Lex Steele Cyberskin Big Man XL Penis Pump Description: Vacuum suck your massive cock in the XL 12.5 inch by 3-inch crystal clear pump cylinder. The CyberSkin pump seal softly squeezes your shaft for airtight action. Easy to clean durable cylinder can stand...