...gnash, gnash, gnash. Got up this morning after getting approximately 25 minutes of sleep (wtf IS it with me up here? Two miles above sea level and my circadian rhythms are all "GO TO HELL"), only to be greeted by a -30F windchill. If it had snowed two feet, you'd best believe I'd suck it up and g...

So, today I thought "hey, I have like SIX HOURS of uninterrupted time between events-at-which-I-have-to-be today! This can only mean good things for my writing!" ...FOUR HOURS LATER, and I've gotten like 1.5 things done. This is pathetic. Q&A Fail It's been a week for "fail" subheaders. This is indi...

Have been a ball of anxiety this past weekend, in which all my waking hours are spent in a mild panic, and so therefore I have spent most of my weekend asleep, as an avoidance strategy. IT'S GREAT, THANKS FOR ASKING. Excuses, Excuses I think after my exultation that I managed to fit into my eBayed-t...

AUGH. I missed yesterday. I'm sure that that's devastating. Anyhoo, Cat Photographic evidence! So, usually Bob is a typical kitten. He looks like this: Attentive cat is attentive. And sometimes, when I'm lying on the floor and pushing a flashy box thing in his face, he looks like this: Annoyed cat i...

Hello! Back from the large proverbial apple. I got some stuff. I am bad at blogging before midnight. I am also bad at getting an iota of work done when I am not in the office. Boo! Anyhoo, What'd You Get? A shit ton of cosmetics, mostly. In a fit of "this might kill me," I decided that my 10-year-ol...

I know why I started this 365 project. I started it because I Need An Actual Blog Topic. BlehhhhMarketingBlehhhblehbleh Really, the idea is that I need to see if I can actually hack it doing the daily blog post thing, even with all the other crap going on in my life. In other words, I need to figure...

I should really be heading off to the cafe to get something that will raise my internal body temperature to something ABOVE, like, 13 degrees, but instead I've gotten stuck at the office and so now I will write a temporarily f-o blog post, until I am absolutely SURE that I am not going to be a sudde...

(That's some weird French!) (+315980171 if you get the ref and you're NOT suikavanishes ) Relax, Loser You know what I hate? I hate it when people are dispensing get-rid-of-your-anxiety advice and they're all "get it out in writing, man. Try poetry - getting my thoughts out in a ...

On Wednesday I got up at 5 in the morning to drive gp to the airport so he could fly back to Chicago for the holidays. And, wouldn't you know it, instead of getting back home and going straight back to bed, which would be WAY more consistent with my overall personality, I stayed up and cleaned ...

Yoinked from phrench_phried . HAVE YOU EVER BEEN...1. drunk? not often anymore, but it has happened2. high? I LIVED AT 10,000 FEET, BITCHES3. fired? yes :(4. evicted? no5. divorced? no6. dead? YESSGHRHGHBHHZHZZHHHH <--zombie noises7. suicidal? :(8. labelled? yes, annoyingly, mostly...