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Via Dom Nozzi: Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following: For George W. they created “_________”. Here are some of their favorite responses: - Grape Depression - Abu Grape - Cluster Fudge - ...

Shit Box and Little Jack Shit are trademarks of The Brown Corporation Ltd....

“Insert the proprietary Landor Naming Process Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane. Continue twisting another half turn, then steadily pull the proprietary Landor Naming Process Tool out of the canal. Extract 10 inches of membrane, tie the membrane off and cut.”...

Trying to beat the summer heat, but can’t bring yourself to choke down another cup of soft serve? Fear not, these intrepid entrepreneurs are at your rescue: We don’t know who’s brain bastard this ad campaign is, but with classic copy such as, “a neat and convenient way to sto...

In today’s Charlotte Observer, some jackass spouts off on the product name “Hand-spun milkshake”....

Filed under: Cosmetics We realize it's totally hypocritical for us to get all politically correct, but every time we see Bliss FatGirlSlim a big self-righteous bug crawls up our butt. Our big, fat, girly butt. Why did they have to name it that? Granted, the provocative name gets attention, but it al...

Finding no evidence on which to conclude that “purchasers are likely to assume or expect that beer (and malt beverages) and ‘meat juices’ originate from a single source,� the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board reversed the refusal of the trademark examiner to approve the trademark Heineken for...

Finding no evidence on which to conclude that “purchasers are likely to assume or expect that beer (and malt beverages) and ‘meat juices’ originate from a single source,” the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board reversed the refusal of the trademark examiner to approve the tradem...

Sometimes it takes a crazy kind of name to snap a name inspector out of a long dry spell. Verb for Shoe is just that kind of name. It belongs to a computerized, interactive shoe created by MIT-spinoff VectraSense Technologies. Apparently this shoe detects different activities of its wearer and infla...