Someday Lesson: Life sucks when it’s full of distractions. Sometimes the suckiness of life comes from illness or bad things happening to you or your loved ones, but often it comes from when we find ourselves distracted from what we really want. And when we complain, we are met with people read...

A while back I invited Twitterville to tell me their Someday stories and write me a guest post. Jacki Hollywood Brown jumped at the opportunity then suddenly found herself infected with a case of Someday Syndrome about writing for the blog. I can’t count the number of times I’ve procrast...

Oh lord. I suck. 6 pages does not sound like a lot at this point of University (12-pt double spaced, standard margins) and yet I really should've started writing it days ago so I can move on to more important things. It's due Wednesday, a simple matter of comparing two works of poetry (Sylvia Plath ...

Up until now, the Someday Interview series has featured bloggers, people who’ve for the most part overcome their Somedays and now do exactly what they want with their lives (with a few minor adjustments needed). This week, the interview focuses on someone who’s still struggling with thei...

A gratuitous and superificial swipe, but on the heels of this sick-fuck insanity, I think it's worth taking every possible shot at the stupidity of Catholics worldwide for pretending, year after year, that a guy who probably never lived, and is in any case long dead, has in fact gotten up after thre...

The process goes like this: 1. Seat pimply ass before computer, brow furrowed in anger and mind jittering in confusion. 2. Load one from among of a trove of bookmarked news sites and blogs: Michelle Malkin, Fox News, and WorldNut Daily are favorites. 3. Scan article to the best of limited reading ab...

I've been meaning to mention this for a long time. Not really, but here's something women may wants to be aware of--your toilets may be grossly unclean, and you may not know it. The reason I am addressing this to females will become clear shortly. First, let me describe a recent experience. I was in...

A week today the first 2009 Lab Rat series starts, with four new people ready to enter the maze, Jim, Cat, Brett & Barb. Monday you met Jim, and Tuesday, Cat. Today you get to meet the (other) Brett. I love seeing how people work. From the interview below Brett shows his different approach to th...

Nine days from now, the next Lab Rat series officially kicks off which means I have four new people ready to enter the maze, Jim, Cat, Brett & Barb. Yesterday you met Jim; today it’s Cat’s turn. Cat is a recent college graduate with an interest in foreign languages, none of which she...

Action action, we want action! A-C-T! (clapclapclap) I-O-N!  I'm soooo not a cheerleader. I admit, I tried out in sixth grade but just wasn't quite good enough to make the squad. Damn the pretty girls! (No worries, I got over it.) Today I am a cheerleader though, for my clients and anyone who w...