Like that's going to happen! What planet is Quebec living on? Can you imagine him in Alberta? Right, he's as appealing to Alberta Conservatives as Iffy is. Dream on Quebec, he's no Conservative, he did everything he could to make Conservatives in Quebec lose the last election, and they think we in t...

After meeting with President Obama and speaking to a joint session of the United States Congress, Prime Minister Gordon Brown returned home to host in Number 10 Downing Street a reception for the LGBT leaders of Great Britain. The event was the second function in about six months. In October, First ...

THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND WET BAR Satire by Shawn Goodwin Ah, Britannia! You are the heart of the vaunted British Empire, the home of the Magna Carta, and the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Nations have trembled at the sight of your armed forces and bowed at the writings of your literary gi...

Is letting our allies know that "he's just not into them" by giving crappy gifts and refusing to be seen with them: The British Prime Minister Gordon Brown thought long and hard about what gift to bring on his visit......

Here's a list of things I want to be able to buy in the near future: Better eyes. Check this news at beebs on a man with bionic eyes. I am very hopeful. Spectacles suck, contact lenses suck. I want a pair of bionic eyes. Better memory. No news on this. Cognitive enhancement drugs will not cut it. I ...

Some people have goals for every five-minute segment of the day, while others balk at that approach to life and deliberately claim to have no goals at all.  While goal-setting can be taken to a manic extreme, it is healthy to have goals in the important areas of life in order to avoid aimlessness.Â...

“Prime Minister” March 1st, 2009 There are two stories in “Prime Minister,” and each of them is absolutely perfect for this surrealist world we’ve created. The show has leaned heavily this season on the humour to be found in New Zealand’s low level of cultural awa...

Dying to know if Jason Mesnick chooses Molly Malaney (the one with “those eyes”) or Melissa Rycroft (the “sweetest, most genuine” person) tomorrow? Wondering if DeAnna Pappas’ surprise visit will screw everything up? Watch this new sneak peek for The Bachelor and see if...

A two-hour version of American Idol only gave viewers more reason to keep their ears - and eyes - on FOX last night. 8pm American Idol (24.3 million, 8.9/23 in 18-49) did about the same. A special episode of The Biggest Loser: Couples (3.3/9) did 3.2 million better than Knight Rider. The New Adventu...

Is Singapore’s mainstream media putting words in the prime minister’s mouth? You don’t see Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong saying there will always be a place for traditional media in presenting trusted, unbiased and informed opinions, as reported by the Straits Times and Today. That’s what t...