…but, hey, cut me some slack. I’ve been fighting off a cold for the past 3 days. Is it just me or is everyone sick? Anyway, without further ado, my Oscar Recap! Best Dressed of the night: Photo courtesy of DailyMail.co.uk Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked stunning, as usual. Angelina w...

Memo to Citibank employees: if you receive a letter requesting $27 million for the Bank of Ethiopia, check to make sure it wasn't posted in Nigeria. The GOP attacked Obama on the stimulus... but this guy couldn't name a single piece of "pork," not even a general category. You have ...

I have to say, I watched every moment of last nights Oscars , throughly enjoying myself, totally enthralled with the evenings' program. On yeah, all of that, in the spirit of Leonard Pinth Garnel . "Stunningly bad!" , I could hear him dripping. You would think, with 80 of these things under their be...

Hugh Jackman's opening featuring Anne Hathaway as Richard Nixon. Penelope Cruz wins Best Supporting Actress Ben Stiller as Joaquin Phoenix Kate Winslet wins the Academy Award for Best Actress Philippe Petit performs some magic The comedy movies of 2008 montage Slumdog Millionaire wins Best Picture (...

Maybe Sean Penn’s “Oscar” win does have something to do with the homosexual theme after all, now that I think about it. Penelope Cruz won for Best Supporting role for her lesbian character in, “Vicky Christina Barcelona”. The screenwriter for “Milk” , Dustin...

The parties and the event itself were plenty fun on Sunday, but as folks who followed along at home know, the Bagger did not have a good night when it came to the Oscar ballot. He got off to a lousy start, blowing the first two awards (damn that Penelope Cruz)....

Slumdog Millionaire was the big winner at the Academy Awards taking home 8 Oscars. Danny Boyle won his first Oscar for directing. We've been Danny Boyle fans since his Trainspotting days. Slumdog Millionaire wins big at The Oscars Congrats to Danny and the cast and crew of Slumdog Millionaire for yo...

newVideoPlayer("/OscarGasm1.flv", 506, 423,""); Lady actors don't win Oscars based on film performances; it's all about giving the best acceptance speech. And the dirty, dirty Academy demands an orgasmic experience (or at least someone who can fake it well). Thanks go to whiz Mike Byhoff for the vid...

Don't like Miley's dress and Penelope Cruz looks (gasp!) plain. I was not aware that Lisa Rinna had, apparently, died. Phoebe Cates is fucking ageless. Looks like she climbed out of that pool and onto the red carpet. Forty-five! Everyone is buzzing about Mickey Rourke. After seeing The Wrest...

8:31PM. Gawd, Hugh Jackman looks good. 8:36PM. Enjoying Hugh Jackman's opening number. You can't say he's not giving it his all. 8:38PM. "I am Wolverine" -- awesome! 8:40PM.Oh, look, Angelina's wearing a black dress. Again. 8:41PM.Eleven minutes in, and we're on the fist time-suck montage of the eve...