if you share a bathroom facility with either  a) evil robots or b) electronic music enthusiasts, then this sign — from an office in paris — might work. (but prepare for the inevitable: “one more time?”) related: over and over - the warning (passive-aggressive remix) extra credit: da...

There’s a lot to be angry about these days. ➢ My retirement fund is gone because of the greed of others. ➢ I lost my job while my boss gets a bonus. ➢ I’ve saved all my life, lived within my means and yet the irresponsible guy in default gets bailed out! Angry yet? In the blogosphere l...

I published my last post on the same day as Sophia’s birthday.  It was the first time that I didn’t write a special post on this blog for her birthday.  I sent her an e-card, but no real card.  When I called her up on Wednesday, she was upset that I didn’t write a post. “Y...

newVideoPlayer("/hillaryadlibs.flv", 506, 423,"");Surrounded by friends for her Secretary of State swearing in, Hillary Clinton felt comfortable enough to thank husband Bill for a "lifetime of — all kinds of experiences," i.e. that intern slut. Everyone laughed because Hillary is obviously now...

newVideoPlayer("/bush_uglyjoke_gawker.flv", 506, 423,""); George Bush Sr. told a joke about the "ugliest woman I've ever seen," who he'd never screw. Bill Clinton passive-aggressively called him out with a "joke" of his own. Bush's little story, about an abortion-rights protester, won him Wonkette's...

we’ve received several copies of this instructive diagram, which the helpful illustrators of graph jam have made available to coffee watchdogs the world over. seeing people print their passive-aggressive flow charts off the internet makes our resident nerd, eric, sentimental for simpler times....

the spoon may lack the aggressive physique of its more acute brethren, the knife and fork, but make no mistake: it is the passive-aggressive utensil of choice. why else would these spoons, spotted by melissa at her office in harlingen, texas, be assuming a leadership position among this group of dis...

our defendant, lee in austin, was just finishing off a travel-sized toothpaste from a recent business trip when lee’s roommate — apparently oblivious to this small change in routine — became convinced that lee was mooching off her tube of advance white. “my roommate told my fake boyf...

I will tell you why this long drawn out video none of you will watch is funny and that is because of the back story I can pretty much guarantee behind this and that is that dude meets a girl and builds up the courage to invite her out on a date, she agrees because she’s not all that hot or use...

anthony in salt lake city, utah was a little perplexed when the new lady sharing his cubicle put this little number up. odder still, he says, “is the fact that this particular wall was originally my half — she took everything i had on that end and moved it to the other side.” says anth...