[Nikki Reed, Taylor Lautner, and Kristen Stewart (these are all actors we should know, old people) in Vancouver, where they are shooting the new "Twilight" vampire porn movie; image via Bauer-Griffin] Private Hangnail's new line beats the original, "Why Don't You Kids Go Take a Stroll Around the Pub...

[Socialite and my close personal friend (in my imagination) Tinsley Mortimer sporting a new (to me) 'do at Fashion Week; image via INF]...

[Actress Keira Knightley at the Berlin Film Festival; image via Getty]...

[That's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, who looks like a little English lady ready for a horseback ride, filming their show today; image via Splash]...

[Lindsay Lohan, a lesbian from Long Island, on the set of gay barnstormer "Ugly Betty" in New York today; image via Splash] TedSez's new line beats the original, "Where's Cody With Mah Cigruts? Tell Mah Lady Friend The Terlet's Clogged Agin. I'm Off to Hardees."...

[Actress Katherine Heigl, who we seem to dislike these days, enjoying a bloody Mary and a smoke in LA yesterday; image via INF] fileunder's new line beat the original, "Lay Off Of Me, I'm Starving."...

[First off, I apologize profusely for the headline above. That being said, here is performer and former homo sapien Michael Jackson being wheeled around Las Vegas yesterday. I hope he's not sick. If he is, though, I'm sure he'll beat it. Image via Insider] TedSez's new line beats the original, The W...

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser. [Seemingly cleaned-up and happy actress (and gay hero) Lindsay Lohan out for lunch with her possible/probable girlfriend, deejay Samantha Ronson (who looks a bit too skinny). One assumes (read: hopes) that those are just diet Cokes;...

[Mary-Kate Olsen at the premiere of her new film "The Wackness" in New York last night; image via Splash] Don Is' line beats the original, Festival of Santa Lucia Gets Queer Space-Disco Theme This Year....

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser. [Actress and lesbian superhero Lindsay Lohan on the set of a new film yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]...