If Nadya Suleman can afford to have her lips knocked-up like Angelina Jolie's, then why can't Angelina Jolie afford to buy a six-pack of these damn kids and knock this crazy bitch off the front covers of every single goddamn tabloid magazine that I'm forced to look at when I check-out at the grocery...

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas, OctoMom With one of her 14 cute kids as collateral, OctoMom Nadya Suleman checked on her hard earned federally subsidized money at an L.A. area sperm bank on Wednesday.In the last few weeks, Octopussy's interest rates have hit rock bottom. See Also ... ...

Seriously?  Why does life suck?  Every time I turn around something bad happens. I mean, good lord, I was just talking about the woman who has the world’s longest fingernails with my stepson today on the way home from school - and I come home to find out that she has been in a car accident, ...