(Bobby Finstock here. Today PointlessBanter.net welcome aboard a great satire writer and a person with a truly warped sense of humor, Armand Assante’s Left Ventricle. He will be dropping in on a weekly basis to share his unique brand of humor.) Los Angeles , CA - Many different questions have ...

Filed under: OctoMom A bunch of legendary fertility statues from Africa are coming to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! Odditorium in Hollywood ... and guess who's being warned to stay the hell away -- Octolady!Experts say the statues features in the exhibit have helped... Permalink...

My friend Kathryn Joyce has a new book out about the Quiverfull movement.The book grew out of a Nation article on the Quiverfulls, a conservative Christian movement dedicated to "building God's army" by having as many children as possible. My review copy in the mail and I can't wait to read it. Nady...

OctoMom, aka Nadya Suleman, was recently offered $1 Million dollars to star in a porn show by Vivid Entertainment. Oh and they tried sweetening the deal by saying they’d provide health care for her ENTIRE family is she went in under contract. Not to be underdone, Pink Visual jumped to it offer...

The mother of octuplets born last month in California was targeted by rival bids from adult entertainment companies on Thursday including an offer of 1m to star in a porn movie....

Just when you thought this 'Octomom' thing couldn't get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributers in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka 'Octomom', $1 million to star in an adult movie. The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets ...

  This would be surprising considering the fact that all (most?) of her babies were conceived via in vitro fertilization, but Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman might have a very sexy future awaiting her. Suleman has been offered one million dollars from Vivid Entertainment to star in a porno. If yo...

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, OctoMom She just wanted gas -- but at the ARCO station yesterday, Nadya Suleman got a tank-full of bitching out.While she had a lackey fill 'er up, a woman started screaming at her, yelling "Get a life, get a job!" and "That's our tax money!" as OctoMom hid... Permalink...

  There sure are a lot of women out there making us feel better about being on the not-so-long road to Crazy Cat Ladydom. First, it was the Crazy Baby Lady and now—possibly less offensive but just as insane—is the Crazy Husband Lady, Linda Wolfe (not that she's always been Mrs. Wolfe). ...

If Nadya Suleman can afford to have her lips knocked-up like Angelina Jolie's, then why can't Angelina Jolie afford to buy a six-pack of these damn kids and knock this crazy bitch off the front covers of every single goddamn tabloid magazine that I'm forced to look at when I check-out at the grocery...