I can't help myself. Sharing this story is a sure sign that I've lost all remaining shreds of decency.But let's just stop pretending shall we? California Unified Nether Temple Society The BOS was extolling the virtues of the California Womens Health program, how great the doctors she saw were, blahb...

Well, it's a sad thing for me to announce, but this recession depression had gotten then best of us, and we have to move back to Grammie's farm. It's sad, because we can't fit too much in the truck, and we'll have to get rid of most of our belongings. We did buy a lot of crap absolutely necessary in...

Yesterday was a crappy day. Last week had many crappy days. Today is status quo. Crappy, but predictable at this point. All these lovely sunshine filled days keep reminding me of another day almost eight years ago. Since I can't get it out of my mind, I will fill yours with it. If you don't like vil...

Me: Did you open that package from Amazon? Dh: No. What package? Me: The one right here which is opened. This one. Dh: What is it? Me: This book for Supergirl. Dh: WHAT? Me: Well, when I was in first grade, Trina Brown told me that to have a baby, the dad has to pee inside the mom. Dh: Trina Brown w...

Yesterday's excerpt: Me: Yes, yes we ARE going to the beach! Hang ON! I have to get some toys together! Supergirl: Come ON, MAMA! LET'S GO NOW! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? Me: Just a sec! Go get your suit on! You're not even ready! LET ME GET THE SUNSCREEN! SG: COME ON MAMA! YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG ...